Robert, Precious Robert, says, "It wouldn't hurt you to fill in the hole that YOUR dog dug up"
so I thought, "Sure I'd rather fill it in than have Truffles chew through the water pipe"
But while I was shoveling, I had the uncanny feeling that I was being watched.
And being watched, I was.
By 8 beady eyes.
So Robert, You are wrong, It could really hurt me to fill in the hole.
The thing moved along it's web, all the while looking at me, wanting to capture me in its delicate web.
I did notice that there were several mosquitos squirreled away for its breakfast.
I shall call it Charlotte and it will save us from swarms of pests.
That is until Hurricane Alex makes landfall anyway.